27 Absurd Animal Funnines to Calm your Mind When you Can’t Stop Worrying About the Coming Work Week

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  • 01

    Sometimes the best thing you can do for a messy mind is to confuse it.

    Do you have a cat or a dog? -I'm not sure...
  • 02

    Some people train to listen to instructions, others train to ignore them.

    Cats can hear 4-5 times further than humans can, which makes it all the more impressive when they totally ignore you.
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    When you've been day dreaming for too long and suddenly you cannot differentiate between minecraft and reality.

    SQUARREL
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    If you needed a reminder to stay in the moment today, let this be it.

    911: "911 what's your emergency?" Dog: "My owner has been gone for almost 6 seconds." 911: "Have you tried eating the couch?"
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    Do not forget that focusing on only one thing in life can often leave you completely unaware of other things happening around you.

    "REMEMBER, CUTE AND CUDDLY BOYS. CUTE AND CUDDLY."
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    Sometimes it is better to be an argument finisher than an argument starter.

    Does your dog bite? Nah, he just throws bricks at people.
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    Never forget those who wronged you last week, the best revenge comes from the grudges your enemy forgot about.

    Someone: Violence is never the answer. Me: INCIDENTS THERE IS NEWS Dog travels more than 100 km to bite its owner after being abandoned
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    And now for some real news that you actually ought to pay attention to.

    URGENT: BABY FLAMINGO DOING THE FLAMINGO LEG
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    Have you had a moment to consider your cats while you've been fretting about the work week?

    You know she is getting her new glasses this week. Be quiet and Meow wil ya!
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    A reminder that life can always find a way to put you in a tougher spot than you are currently in.

    IS.COM BOSS, I NEED A RAISE 1938 BROOKLYN MY WIFE HAD NINE CHILDREN YESTERDAY
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    Have you ever heard the story of that one employee who spent all weekend thinking about work?

    Cat Tips @CatTipps Long ago exactly one cat died from being fed four minutes past feeding time and cats have told their children of this for 3,000 generations
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    You only have two days a week to be a lazy Larry or Lisa, enjoy them!

    "Ah, so much to do! So little desire to do it"!
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    You still have half a weekend left...

    Optimist: The bucket is half foal.
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    You know what they say about jumping into the frying pan...

    I live in Japan without the J Chweppe 49
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    When you've been working so hard you feel you have to fake being offline from work amongst the other people enjoying their weekend.

    "Day 21, No one suspects a thing"
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    The weekend is your only time to be unmanagable and disruptive, do not miss out.

    I bet that cat was looking straight at the painter the whole time
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    If there is no evidence of misconduct did it ever happen?

    In order to have a murder of crows, there must be probable caws.
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    When you threw your company laptop into a river in a fit of rage but realized the Johnson report was not saved to the cloud...

    Technically, the missing tuna fish sandwich, is still in the fridge Dave!
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    The weekend is your only time in the week to actually see the world the way you want.

    I found a kitten in the woods and wow can this guy fart @lean_in_my_cereal
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    If ever you find yourself in a bind at work, remember that quiet disobedience is always a winner.

    Me watching the house get burgled because last time I barked I got told to STFU 255
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    Never forget that by doing one thing, you often leave the door open for something unwanted to happen. For example worrying about the work week can quickly turn into crying that your weekend has disappeared.

    When you're getting your pizza and you don't want the cat to escape out the door
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    Weekends are fur puppers and puppers only.

    Wanna hang out? Ask your dog???? Let me ask my dog He said no
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    See, if you spend your whole weekend worried about work you might miss marvelous confessions like this one.

    MARK PARTI I ACTED LIKE I HADN'T BEEN FED AND GOT A SECOND BREAKFAST...
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    When your dog goes to extreme lenghts to remind you they are a good boy.

    Houston, we have a good boy NASA
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    When your weekend descends into canine interogation instead of pure pupper relaxation.

    I'm not gonna ask you again, what the hell is in your mouth ILLEGAL SNACKS TASK FORCE
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    Vindication!

    When no one believed you, but it turns out you were right
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    How do you recon he mananged to become so fiscally fulfilled?

    I'm under 3, I have a house, two passive incomes, a personal chef, and driver. Follow me for financial advice.
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